Stealing Missouri Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder’s car totally isn’t worth it; Jacob Shepard gets seven years in prison

• Jacob Shepard has seven years to catch up on his reading.

Seven years in prison. That’s where 18-year-old Jacob Shepard will be for stealing Missouri Lt. Gov. Peter Kinder’s car.

The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reported that Shepard was also sentenced to a concurrent four years for crashing the car into a Shooter’s Gun Shop last April. Charges of torching the car were dropped, so Shepard has that going for him.