Wichita man stabbed in the scrotum with a hypodermic needle

Fellas, this will be the most painful story you read all day. Be thankful that you aren’t the Wichita man who was stabbed in the scrotum with a hypodermic needle.
The Wichita Eagle reported that part of the needle broke off in the 39-year-old man’s scrotum. The guy showed up at a hospital on Friday, and the needle had to be surgically removed. Why was there a hypodermic needle in this guy’s sack?
Uh, there was an argument on Friday afternoon, the Eagle reported. But we may never know the mysterious scrotum stabber. The man was reportedly uncooperative about giving details of who stabbed him. Beware, men of Wichita. Beware.