436,000 ecstasy pills get Edgar Juarez nine years in prison

Edgar Juarez is going to be spending the next nine years in a federal prison cell because he got caught with a fuckton of ecstasy last December. For those of you who didn’t take advanced science courses, a fuckton is the metric unit used to measure how many ecstasy pills you can fit into the trunk of a Cadillac. Juarez had approximately one fuckton. That’s a lot.