Archives: January 2005

Backwash

Jimmy the Fetus Hey, kids, Jimmy the Fetus here, your guide to moral values in the Midwest, helping everyone see that what we learned in Sunday school really matters. I’m feeling like crap today. Something in the amniotic fluid or something. So I thought I’d ruin your day, too, with this happy exchange. Dear Jimmy: My older brother just got…

The Grudge Report

Proponents of the effort to recall Saundra McFadden-Weaver say she is unresponsive and unethical. They complain about the Kansas City, Missouri, City Council member’s missed meetings, unreturned phone calls and clumsy breaches of trust. “Our community is the laughingstock of the districts,” says Quinnetta Fristoe, who signed the affidavit stating the grounds for recall. McFadden-Weaver, however, does not see community…

Badda Bam!

YOU REALLY DON’T KNOW ME SO LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT MYSELF. I COME FROM A SMALL ITALIAN NEIGHBORHOOD. THE ITALIAN CULTURE IS BASED ON RESPECT AND I CARRY A GREAT DEAL OF RESPECT. Phil Corbin thought of himself as a bad dude. In fact, he seemed anything but a badass. He had a reputation for doting on…