10 ways to help Zack Greinke get a win

The Kansas City Royals are off to another tough start. The 2010 season has looked especially grim to starting pitcher Zack Greinke, the American League’s reigning Cy Young Award winner.

Greinke has made seven starts and pitched pretty well in most of them. Yet his record is 0-4.

Greinke has not been able to scratch out a win for several reasons. The Royals play lousy defense. The bullpen should be remade into a detention hall. The hitters tend to flail on the days he takes the mound.

The humiliation needs to end today, when Greinke faces the Cleveland Indians at Kauffman Stadium. So the Plog sports desk has devised a list of possible incentives for the game.

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