10 people the hateful Westboro Baptist Church is probably right about

We can all agree that Fred Phelps and the Westboro Baptist Church are sad, terrible people.

At this point, they’re not even protesting gays as much as anyone who’s ever relied on the Earth’s atmosphere to survive, because .000000001 percent of the carbon dioxide used in photosynthesis may have been exhaled by a homosexual. Even if we could somehow send every Phelps into low orbit, it wouldn’t be long before they started protesting faggy quasars. God hates that your high output of electromagnetic energy allows you to be the most luminous body in the universe! Queer!

In recent years, the shear breadth of their insanity and lust for attention may have allowed them to hit upon some truths, if only by accident. And as long as we’re stuck with the Phelpses in our backyard, we might as well have some fun with them. Here’s our list of people God might actually hate. Some of them have long since passed, some are still with us, but all of them have been called out by the Phelps family. You know you’ve fucked up when Westboro Baptist has a point.