Girlfriend stabs lover’s wife in the head with a screwdriver eight times
Probably the world’s most testosterone-fueled, horrifically erotic fantasy came true for a Wichita man yesterday.
According to the Wichita Eagle, the 42-year-old married man was enjoying a late-night tryst with his 20-year-old girlfriend at a local Sonic. Pause: the man didn’t even have to leave his car to enjoy hot, greasy hamburgers delivered by a cute girl on skates, while canoodling with his forbidden love less than half his age…who happened to be pregnantly blooming with the seed of his child. I’m not a man, but I’m pretty sure all male fantasies begin this way.