David Matthews receives his seventh DUI, one for every year he’s been legally allowed to drink

In what seems to be a desperate attempt to join the Forever 27 Club, David Matthews, 27, just received his seventh DUI. He might not be a famous musician, but he’s got the name of one, and he’s the eternal age of the best musical legends. Isn’t that enough to be allowed to die a noble and tragic 27-year-old death?

Not for police, who keep insisting on keeping this poor guy safe by pulling his drunk self over. This time, Matthews was doing 117 in a 70 mph zone on I-70 when he got the flashing lights.