A solemn farewell to Cynthia Davis: Legislator, Mother, Expert SexHaver

Most reigns, thank God, must come to an end. But as Rep. Cynthia Davis descends into nothinghood after her unsuccessful battle with Senate incumbent Scott Rupp, the moment doesn’t come without causing us a tiny twinge of despair.

We’ll miss chronicling her bootylicious pat downs, her hot sex tips, her affinity for chickens en masse, and her saucy predilection for mixing guns and church.

Thursday, we found out the feeling is mutual.